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and I wasn't home to get it. Mom was. Anyone got excuses? ouch super super awkward. Tough to get out of. Best bet is to say that someone bought it for you as a joke. Oh shit lol deny everything and act disgusted like she ordered it and is putting the blame on you, works every time......... Why didn't you use this timemachine over there? I used the vibrator up my poopie hole until I was sitting in a wet poopie patch. Mmmm.... POPANATOR You can always say that it wasn't yours and that a friend ask you to get it for themBuy one from Spencer's next time.

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