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Religions are super boring, right? Not anymore with Religion 2: Electric Boogaloo. We've got: religious strippers, communion with liquor, churches you can spray paint dicks onto, and you get to make your own pantheon of gods and fictional characters. Prayer just got fuckin lit!If you smoke here you will smoke hereafter. Do as I say and I will give you everlasting bliss. Don't do as I say and I will torture you forever. At first it would say a bunch of religious bogus. But then, at the end, it would say "Don't allow a document to rule your life, do what you want." God created us all. All freewill creatures such as ourselves are indwelt with a fragment of God or "created in God's image" The brotherhood of mankind recognizes this fact. By loving each other we love God. Seek first the Kingdom of God. It is that Father fragment within us. Seek the will of God & you shall find it. Doing His will is true religion and true religious freedom. Seek perfection even as your Father in Heaven is perfect. This brings true happiness. Creation is designed to love us.Here we are. We didn't ask to be here, but here we are. Look at the whole world. Is there anything that's wonderful? Enjoy it. Is there anything that's horrible? Try to make it better and be as effective as you can. If it involves killing people you're not on the right track. Welcome to nature. It isn't always pleasant or fair, but we have the power to make it more so. Are there people in the world that don't have a fair chance at surviving on their own? Find the best way to help them.If you made up your own religion, what would your pamphlet say?