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You're never too old to learn. Maybe you are a bad teacher. ^[1] Your dog sucks, that's why... Maybe the dog doesn't suck, so much as it is incapable of learning certain things.Perhaps the dog doesn't want to learn any new tricks. Perhaps those tricks are boring to the dog. You can't teach a young squirrel old tricks. ... you will waste your time and you will annoy the dog! Maybe, maybe. Or perhaps the dog can't understand the new tricks. Yeah you can, all you need is bacon wraped around your wang. Almost impossible that the dog will not try and lick it all off. Maybe the dog is waiting for you. Old dogs are supposed to be euthanized.

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